Jaime Green

Aug 28
“At midnight we parked by a Staples and tried some seriously dark fucking magic.”

Current Issue | Magazine | Tin House

This is the first line of Alice Kim’s mind-blowingly baller story, “Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters Because They Are Terrifying,” in the new issue of Tin House. I am somewhere in the chasm between terrified and in-love.


If you could be in any Broadway musical, what would it be and what role would you play?

Calling all Broadway Producers. Cast this man. 

"Les Mis is basic." -Chris Evans

Bull vs. the process of cleaning my desk

Bull vs. the process of cleaning my desk

Aug 27



So earlier today I saw this post by therealelizabethbennet, but the data was from 1988, so I thought I would do some updated calculations.

Thanks for mentioning me & for doing this. You are a wonderful person and thank you from all the Janeites all over the world. You did us a great favor :)


(via m-k-pennington)

Aug 25


Here for your ears is episode 13, with poetry from Matthea Harvey and fiction from Emily Gould.

Aug 22
The view from my desk.

The view from my desk.

Hug Your Boss Day

  • the Writing Center Director
  • my Advising Director in my teaching program at school
  • (wait those two are the same person)
  • every editor I’ve ever had
  • most editors, except for some of them
  • the Program Coordinator at the community center downtown
  • the Dean and Chair of the Preprofessional Advising Committee
  • the coordinator for the grant-writing consulting stuff that’s coming up again
  • the barista at the cafe where I write
  • my cats
  • myself
  • everyone who listens to The Catapult?
  • It’s probably a good thing I’m not seeing most of those people today
  • get off the internet, Jaime, and write.

Aug 20
“This is the inside joke of creative writing programs in America. We know creative writing doesn’t make money, and yet we continue to graduate talented writers with no business acumen. At best, it is misguided. At worst, it is fraudulent.”

We need to teach students more about the business aspect of the writing life. (via millionsmillions)

I loved my MFA program, but I had to scrabble and scrape to get what few ounces of industry savvy I left with. This is a problem.


Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

(via thefeministpress)